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RC's Email Quest and the Missing Burrito Gifter?

January 12, 2021 11:21 PM
January 13, 2021 3:59 PM

Sounds like a cool new comic book series I'm trying out, but alas...it is not.

Just a notice I wanted to post...

1) I am trying to catch up to all my emails from December/early January. All the FF-title game activity and the holidays...I am trying to get to all my emails. So, forgive me if you have an email I owe you a response on/reaction to. I'm trying as hard as I can...but I get lost in early January studying all these QBs for the first time.

I'm doing my best.

2) I mentioned this before. Someone gifted me a Chipotle e-card to celebrate their title win, but I don't know who it came from. The card a common name in the 'from' section but no full name or email address or way to say 'thanks'.

I want to properly thank you for that gift, but I don't know who you are Man of Mystery.

Everyone feel free to send me food gifts all year 'round. My 'bucket list' goal in life is to never have to cook again (but not because I died or lost both limbs in a tragic blimp accident) -- like I want to have one of those workplace signs in my kitchen like "____ amount of days since last accident/I cooked" and to run that baby up into a decade+ count of days.

I abhor cooking. I dislike eating anything I cooked (except when I make my Grandfather's world famous meatballs)...I dislike/not fully satisfied with what I make just because of the process, not the taste. I'm not a man of a refined pallet, so I'm fine living in a COVID world where I can only order takeout. That was also on my 'bucket list' -- restaurants closed indoors but upping their takeout games due to a pandemic. Honestly, when I wrote that on my bucket list I thought it was very specific and reaching -- but look who is laughing now (but will die early from excessive processed food intake). However, there are more and more healthy options popping up so my low carb/keto life is never better for options.

So, to recap...I'll get to your emails as soon as I'm done cooking dinners and Mystery Chipotle person I own a thank you to -- please stand up/email me, so I can honor you. Everyone else, send me food gifts whenever you wish.

Good day.

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About R.C. Fischer

R.C. Fischer is a fantasy football player analyst for Fantasy Football Metrics and College Football Metrics. 

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